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ScrappleFace: Annan: Sudan Still Free of U.S. Imperialism: "Annan: Sudan Still Free of U.S. Imperialism
by Scott Ott
2004-12-22) -- Due to the efforts of the United Nations Security Council, although about 10,000 Sudanese die each month in armed conflict, the African nation remains safe from the effects of U.S. imperialism, according to Secretary-General Kofi Annan.
"We have a solemn obligation to protect the Sudanese from an American occupation force," said Mr. Annan. "The 70,000 who have died this year in Darfur went to their graves free from the shackles of U.S. oppression. By our strategic inaction, they have been spared the horrors of Abu Ghraib."
The Security Council continues to monitor the situation on the ground in Darfur and under the ground, where many Sudanese have migrated under U.N. supervision.
(2004-12-22) -- Due to the efforts of the United Nations Security Council, although about 10,000 Sudanese die each month in armed conflict, the African nation remains safe from the effects of U.S. imperialism, according to Secretary-General Kofi Annan.
'We have a solemn obligation to protect the Sudanese from an American occupation force,' said Mr. Annan. 'The 70,000 who have died this year in Darfur went to their graves free from the shackles of U.S. oppression. By our strategic inaction, they have been spared the horrors of Abu Ghraib.'
The Security Council continues to monitor the situation on the ground in Darfur and under the ground, where many Sudanese have migrated under U.N. supervision."
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