Preparing for Dissident Internment Camps

I tried really hard, honestly I did, to be magnanimous in the victory and re-election of President George W. Bush. If you read many of the posts here, I adroitly avoided the temptation, for the most part, to tar these lefties with the sore loser label they deserve.

On the eve of the inauguration, ushering in another four more years for Bush I can no longer remain silent. Maybe it was all those comments about those who voted for Bush being "stupid" or the red states as "Jesusland." But the recent spate of comments that Bush's re-election is the "end of democracy in America" really pushes my button.

During the campaign, socialists and whacko lefties warned that another four more years meant the collapse of civil rights and freedoms and Americans who dared object to the growing dictatorship of the right would soon wind up in internment camps.

Of course that is the biggest pile of hooey I have ever heard and it diminishes the threat of real evil that we face in the world today. However, just to be on the safe side, I thought I would make the following suggestions:

We amend the Patriot Act and Hate Crimes legislation to make punishable any offensive or derisive statements directed at Christians, conservatives and Republicans. First offenders will be given a warning and their cell phone and Starbucks privileges will be revoked. Meanwhile we have Halliburton begin building internment camps.

Second offenders will either be sent to the internment camps for re-education or be deported. The re-education will be conducted by former prison guards from Abu Ghraib prison.

Deportees will be sent to either France or North Korea. Canada is not suitable for deportation since the punishment of spending half one's life waiting in line to receive the benefits of "cradle to grave" socialism is not deemed sufficient punishment.

The most heinous group of pompous prevaricating pontificatiors, the Hollywood hate-America, but love the money crowd will be sent to France. While some might not view that as punishment, just think how batty it will drive the French. Imagine prima donna Barbara Streisand and Michael Moore telling French President Jacques Chirac what to do and making movies in ENGLISH! Oh Mon Dieu!

As for the rat-haired garden variety malcontents that seem to infest every public gathering of decent Americans with their sophomoric tripe, there can be only one solution. Pack them off to the worker's paradise of North Korea. There, they can learn to make bricks without straw with no prospect of Charlton Heston as Moses coming to rescue them.

I invite readers of this blog to submit names and suggested punishments for their own list of dissidents by commenting below. A warning to any looney lefty that may wish to contribute some putrid postulation: We are taking names and traceable internet information, which at the appropriate time will be submitted to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales along with the all the rest.