The Grinch Stole Fitzmas!

As lefties were huddled all cold in their beds, there came over the left a feeling of dread. As Fitzgerald rose, lefties bolted and woke. There would be "NO INDICTMENT OF ROVE" were the words ole Fitz spoke.

And as the news spread, one thing became clear: lefties knew now for sure: No FITZMAS THIS YEAR!

From Breitbart:

Top White House aide Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors he won't be charged with any crimes in the investigation into the leak of a CIA officer's identity, his lawyer said Tuesday, lifting a heavy burden from one of President Bush's most trusted advisers.

Attorney Robert Luskin said that special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald informed him of the decision on Monday, ending months of speculation about the fate of Rove, the architect of Bush's 2004 re-election now focused on stopping Democrats from capturing the House or Senate in this November's elections.

Buckle up friends! It's going to be a bumpy ride! Our lefty friends, already teetering on the edge of sputtering lunacy may be pushed over the edge with this news. I doubt they can get any nastier, but they've proven thus far, that no low is too low... So be prepared!