Time's Person of the Year: YOU!

In a desperate bid for circulation, Time Magazine, the once vaunted news magazine, has announced that this year's "person of the year" (it used to be "man of the year") will be anyone creating or using online web content.
Perhaps if they put my photo on the cover I'd buy a few copies. But what's the point of sending this around when most people you send it to would also qualify?

I suppose we could send it around to the diehards who refuse to read or use the internet, but they could care less about Time Magazine.

Also, I don't think this dubious honor should apply to all those know-it-all lefty moonbats who spend enormous amounts of time nitpicking on our blogs and yet seem to find no time to create their own. You know who you are.