New Mike's America Premium Service for Moonbats

"Funion", the lastest moonbat clone to cut and paste defeatism in the comments sections, gave me a great idea.

I look back at the hours spent (mostly wasted) responding to moonbats over the past year and wonder if there might be a better way to bring the reality challenged and those suffering from a deficit of intellectual integrity in the Michael Moore school of thought into the real world?

So, instead of continuing to provide a free educational service, it occurred to me that I should charge moonbats an hourly rate to correct their flawed thinking patterns.

For more information regarding fees and schedules for this enhanced service, please leave a comment with your email address below.

Applications now being accepted for faculty positions:

If this project really takes off, it's doubtful that a one man band charged with the mission of introducing reality to moonbats will be sufficient. With that in mind, I invite my fellow blogging colleagues to join the faculty. The following skills are urgently needed:

• Professor specializing in the treatment of Bush Derangement Syndrome. No medical degree required, but a familiarity with the mind alterting psycotropics offered at Democrat's Underground, the Fuffington Pissed and other moonbat sites is preferred.
• Electro-shock specialist needed for instant correction to cut and paste leftwing pathology. A proven ability to hammer home reality is required.
• Bile and organic liberal disease specialist for treatment of viscous anger-management problems (may dovetail with credentials for treating Bush derangement syndrome).

Moonbatism: Now, There is Hope!