Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys

The annual White House Turkey pardon was on Tuesday. The turkeys "May" and "Flower" came from the Seger family farm in Dubois, Indiana.

But they should have named them Pelosi and Reid. I can't think of two bigger turkeys who desperately need forgiveness.

The turkeys continued to gobble throughout President Bush's remarks, causing some exasperation.

"Pelosi" is always a grandstander!

President Bush: "And so now I have a task, and that is to grant a full presidential pardon to May and Flower. They'll be shortly flown to Disney World, where they will serve as Honorary Grand Marshals for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I hope that honor doesn't go to their head. (Laughter.) May they live the rest of their lives in blissful gobbling. And may all Americans enjoy a holiday full of love and peace. God bless you all."

"Reid" gets pardoned for being a fool!

Happy
Thanksgiving!