God Rewards President Bush and Right Wing Christians with Another Quiet Hurricane Season?

Or, is manmade Global Warming key to quieter hurricane season?

On Friday the Atlantic hurricane season ends. And it's another year of good news for those of us who live at the water's edge in the Hurricane Belt.

As was pointed out in the Veteran's Day Quick Takes, this hurricane season was second only to last year's 10 year record low for Hurricanes. Only one named storm touched the coast of the United States and it promptly downgraded to a tropical storm which provided much needed drought relief to millions in the Southeast.

It's entirely fair to draw two conclusions from this:

1. Back in August, one Bush-deranged lefty with more bile than brains predicted that Category 5 Hurricane Dean would strike Texas as "God's Wrath" for the people of the U.S. electing and re-electing President Bush:

"The Bible is filled with accounts of divine retribution and if there is one thing God ought to be pissed about ,(or at least embarrased about) it’s Baby Bush."

Since the opposite happened, using the theological calculus this lefty laid out we can only conclude that either God loves President Bush or he hates Mexicans more.

2. 2005 was a particularly bad year for Hurricanes affecting the United States. Both Hurricanes Rita and Katrina were used by environmental scaremongers who insisted that in future a greater number of powerful storms would assault the U.S. all because of manmade Global Warming (which they claim President Bush has ignored). So, if a prediction based on one year's storm records is valid, a conclusion based on historically low storm activity over the past two years must be twice as valid! Manmade Global Warming has decreased the number of hurricanes, particularly the number of strong storms affecting the United States.