Mad Ahmadinejad Hastening Armageddon?

Ever wonder why the lunatic in Iran, President Amadjihad (my name for him) behaves the way he does? We touched on the subject in an update at the end of this post on "Dude: Where's My Civil War."

Iranian President Amadjihad believes in the return of the 12th, or hidden Imam, a five year old who disappeared from Samara in Iraq (where the Golden Mosque was bombed a few weeks back). This blessed event occurred in the ninth century and they've been pasting his photo on goat's milk cartons ever since.

The return of this child is akin to the second coming of Christ in the Christian religion, and accompanied by war, pestilence and chaos. The Washington Times has a good overview here.

Is Amadjihad really counting down the next two years until the return of the 12th Imam? Looks pretty likely to me that he is.

Well, it's Monday and too early in the week to deal with Armageddon, so let's just make fun of the lunatic Amadjihad

Crazy Claus is Coming to Town.

Since we can't nuke these crazies and send them to their reward of 72 raisins just yet, let's pass the time by doing the next best thing: MAKE FUN OF THE NUTBAGS!

And who better to help us do that than our friends at The People's Cube. If you haven't dropped in at The Cube lately, it's worth a visit. There's a great St. Patrick's Day bit about drinking like Ted Kennedy and another great spoof: Muslims protesting that other nut, the Colorado teacher Bennish for insulting Hitler.

But the purpose of my visit today was the Amadjihad and his vision of Armageddon, which the folks at The Cube poke fun at with "Twelfth Imam is Coming To Town." Playing in the background is the catchy tune "Santa Claus is coming to town" with the new Muslim approved wording, which I excerpt below:

You have no clout

You better not spy

You better watch out, I'm telling you why.

Twelfth Imam is coming to town

H-Bomb is on list

I'll use more than twice

Good Muslims who die Will go to paradise

Twelfth Imam is coming to town

He knows if you're a Christian

He knows if you're a Jew

He knows if you're an in-fi-del

He's told me what to do

...

That's right folks, only two years shopping left before the action begins, so stock up on iodine pills and geiger counter stocking stuffers now.

Perhaps we could give ole Amadjihad a hand in preparing for the holiday by revising a few other infidel songs like "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

I'll start off, and invite readers to finish:

When the 12th Imam returned, my true love gave to me...