Cry Me a River: Hollywood Liberal to Move From France

Oh I just feel SOOOOO sorry for Hollywood lefties like Johnny Depp. He moved out of the United States; we're just such a nasty country you know. He moved to FRANCE and now the riots have him scared so he may have to move again.

Hey John Boy: I hear North Korea is nice this time of year!

JOHNNY DEPP - DEPP I CANT STAY IN RIOT-RAVAGED FRANCE: "Hollywood star JOHNNY DEPP is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he's considering abandoning his home in the country. The FINDING NEVERLAND heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.
He has since divided time between the two continents - but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.

He says, "It's insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.

"I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.

"Now it's anything but. I don't know how they'll recover from this."