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Monday, November 03, 2008

Voter Guide for Undecided Voters

Think before you vote!

A number of polls indicate that even at this late date, there remains a significant pool of voters who are undecided in their choice between Obama and McCain. There are enough of these last minute deciders to potentially tip the scales to McCain in the key states he needs for victory on November 4th.

So, as a public service, I offer the following guide to help those late minute deciders make their choice.

  • Barack Obama: "Under my plan... electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket." You might be expecting a tax cut under Obama but did you know Obama plans to make you pay more for electricity, natural gas, heating oil and gasoline?

Two videos. One short, one longer, same theme: Who is the REAL Obama?

Thanks Craig

Fair and balanced, I present the reasons to vote for Obama and the Democrats:

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect
me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the
same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now
think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break
even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
@#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't
VOTE for your future!
VOTE for your family!
VOTE for your country!

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